$2750 - Vintage Vibrating Exercise Machine

This is your lucky day - for a mere $2750, you can own this original vibrating belt machine!! These hilariously useless pieces of crap became popular after WWII and remained in use until at least the 70s. I think all that shaking would only serve to point out, in detail, all of my "wobbly bits..."

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/clt/2861196675.html